Contents Preface .................................................................................................1 Monday Morning................................................................................5 Mrs. Washington..............................................................................25 Little Sally Future.............................................................................41 The Machine .....................................................................................53 Mr. Christian.....................................................................................69 Lunch .................................................................................................83 Pastor Earnest...................................................................................91 Billy Mann ...................................................................................... 103 Sheriff Toil...................................................................................... 115 Dinner............................................................................................. 125 The Abomination!......................................................................... 133 The Pursuit..................................................................................... 141 The Mole People............................................................................ 151 Monkey Bars and Game Shows ................................................... 161 The Sacred Napkin........................................................................ 167 Last Words ..................................................................................... 179 Epilogue.......................................................................................... 185